Aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!

A recent press leak at the NASA facilities in Langley, VA revealed the first promising evidence of extra terrestrial life. A photo taken by the Hubble space telescope shows the eerie figure of what some are calling "the first substantiated evidence of intelligent life that has not yet walked the Earth". Curiously, the Hubble was not aimed into the depths of space when it took this photo. Early speculation indicates that the telescope was aimed at the Northwest United States, and, more specifically, at Emily Fitzgerald. It appears that the being is located inside of Fitzgerald. "I don't think I feel so good," Emily stated. Shortly after, she followed up with, "I don't think I feel so good." Friends and relatives have gathered round to support Fitzgerald in this unprecedented discovery. Fitzgerald held a press conference to address all of her supporters in which she expressed her gratitude and stated, "I don't think I feel so good."

Since the discovery, many names for the life form have been proposed. Among the rejected names are ET, Chewbaca, Mr. T, Ken, Miss North Carolina, and Woody Alien. For now the Alien Life Form is fondly referred to as Alfonsia, or Alf, for short.

Drew Stevens recently admitted to forging additional pictures of the the life form. Stephen Hawking, an alien identification expert, said, "These pictures are clearly of a human or orangutan fetus at Week 13."