Emily: Hello! Ve're back! I am Emilwe...
Drew: And I am Dwew.
Emily: Alright.
Drew: Alright, enough talk. Ve're not here to talk. Ve're here to...
Together: Pump... [clap]... you up!
Emily: Alright, ve've been on the body court for the last 8 months. Some 300 zientists of 23 countries made an exhaustive study of my body to try and find out if I am real.Drew: Yeah that's right. Could a pregnant woman be this perfect? Is it genetically possible? Answer: yeah.
Emily: Conclusion affirmative. Now I know I seem not to be real because I am beyond belief but you can stop pinching yourself.
Drew: Yeah that's right. Vake up and smell the baby - girlie man!
Emily: All right enough talk. Ve're not here to recite dry scientific jargon. Ve're here to...
Together: Pump... [clap]... you up!
Drew: Alright, let's move on with the program. Now, you might ask yourself, "Emilwe and Dwew, vhere do you go once you pump the Belly?" Vell, if you're not a crybaby, you enter yourself into the Parent Universe competition.
Emily: Yeah, Dwew, that's vy it's important that you learn to pose and show off your pump.
Drew: Hear me now and believe me later: it does not matter how much you pump up your belly as long as you reach your full pumptential.
Emily: Alright, Now some of you girlie men out there may be asking yourselves "Emilwe & Dwew, yeah but how do you prepare for the Parent Universe Competition?" Vell, as long as you're not too busy crying about your flabbiness, ve vill teach you our Zen preparation technique.
Drew: Yeah! Ve are going to give you something to hear now and think about later: the Zen Preparation technique. First ve lift a bassinet...
Emily: ...Zen ve lift another...
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Emily: ...and Zen another...
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Drew: and Zen ve are done!
Emily: That's Right! Vell, That's all the time ve have. Once again, I am Emilwe...
Drew: And I am Dwew...
Together: And ve just want to... Pump... [clap]... you up!
This has been "Pumping Up With Emily & Drew".
-E.A. Fabs
Emily: Conclusion affirmative. Now I know I seem not to be real because I am beyond belief but you can stop pinching yourself.
Drew: Yeah that's right. Vake up and smell the baby - girlie man!
Emily: All right enough talk. Ve're not here to recite dry scientific jargon. Ve're here to...
Together: Pump... [clap]... you up!
Drew: Alright, let's move on with the program. Now, you might ask yourself, "Emilwe and Dwew, vhere do you go once you pump the Belly?" Vell, if you're not a crybaby, you enter yourself into the Parent Universe competition.
Emily: Yeah, Dwew, that's vy it's important that you learn to pose and show off your pump.
Drew: Hear me now and believe me later: it does not matter how much you pump up your belly as long as you reach your full pumptential.
Emily: Alright, Now some of you girlie men out there may be asking yourselves "Emilwe & Dwew, yeah but how do you prepare for the Parent Universe Competition?" Vell, as long as you're not too busy crying about your flabbiness, ve vill teach you our Zen preparation technique.
Drew: Yeah! Ve are going to give you something to hear now and think about later: the Zen Preparation technique. First ve lift a bassinet...
Emily: ...Zen ve lift another...
....................................................
Drew: ...Zen another...and Zen another...
Emily: ...and Zen another...
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Drew: and Zen ve are done!
Emily: That's Right! Vell, That's all the time ve have. Once again, I am Emilwe...
Drew: And I am Dwew...
Together: And ve just want to... Pump... [clap]... you up!
This has been "Pumping Up With Emily & Drew".
-E.A. Fabs
7 comments:
Thanks for the helpful tips
Emilwew and Dwew,
I'm sitting here with my friend Elizabeth who is 6 months pregnant and is laughing in the face of your so called "pumpetude". Bassinet? She's been lifting two cribs at once ten times a day and twice on Sundays. Game on sissies. By the way, this is now Elizabeth blogging and this might be the hormones talking, but Im hopping in my car now to challenge you both to a bump brawl. Lets rock!
awwwww, you guys are cute.
can't wait.
xoxo,
Aunt Carrie
Josh wanted me to let you know that upon inspection of these photos, he has determined that the baby will be a little girl. I have no idea why. I think becasue Emily is so tiny.
Nice post!! I was cracking up. Emily you look great! and wow thoes are some serious muscles and determination.
What you guys should be lifting is that carseat. That thing is heavy when you put a baby in it.
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